Sue always insisted that her husband Jack take her to the theater once a month, but Jack hated the theater.
“Sue,” he complained, “I would rather stay home and watch the ball game.”

“Is that all you can think about-ball games?” countered Sue.
“Think about me once in a while-cooped up in the house alone all day.”

So they went to the theater that night with friends.
At the end of Act II a loud snoring sound startled them.
Everyone looked and there was Jack sound asleep. Sue turned crimson red with shame.
“How dare he make a spectacle like this! I’ll never live it down.”
“Don’t bother him,” laughed one of the nearby spectators. “He’s the ohly one enaying himself.”