Category «İngilizce Fıkralar»

12 English Jokes

English Jokes  – İngilizce Şakalar   A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it …

The Paintings

Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it. Liz walks over to the …

The Big Sleep

Sue always insisted that her husband Jack take her to the theater once a month, but Jack hated the theater. “Sue,” he complained, “I would rather stay home and watch the ball game.” “Is that all you can think about-ball games?” countered Sue. “Think about me once in a while-cooped up in the house alone …

Deer Hunting

A group of guys go deer hunting and separate into pairs for the day. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under a huge buck. “Where’s Harry?” asked another hunter. “He fainted a couple miles up the trail,” Harry’s partner answered. “You left him lying there alone and carried the deer back?” questioned the other …

A Comfortable Flight

An airliner was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful …

Roasted Goose

One day a man said to the Hodja that he saw a man bringing a roasted goose. “It doesn’t interest me”, said the Hodja. “But it was going to your house”, said the man. “Then it doesn’t interest you”, replied the Hodja